Krow McMannis vs. Captain Freedom

[Chet Dakota]

Fellow Patriots,

You may promo for your match in this thread. Remember, to keep things fair and balanced, you may not promo twice in a row. Whoever displays the most courage and patriotic spirit throughout the promo process will ultimately prevail at Fight for Freedom III - Battle of Boulder. Promos officially expire Tuesday at noon eastern time zone. Eastern time zone because this is the spot of the original 13 colonies.

Good luck,
Chet Dakota
Pro Wrestling Legend

[Krow]

Dear Captain Freedom,

I don't write much. But I've been told it's a great creative device to release feelings. So I have decided to write down what I FEEL like doing to you in our fight coming up.

I feel like twisting your head a full 360 degrees. Straight up Exorcist shit, just to get into the seasonal mood.
I feel like taking one of your legs and seeing how far it bends backwards until it lets out the slightest audible pop. Then I'll test to see if it can bend any further.
I feel like grabbing the McMannis family dagger and plunging straight into your heart, in a merciful decision to make it quick.
These are the things I'm feeling. But don't worry, Captain Freedom. I will not ACT on these feelings. Well, atleast not the murderous one.
The only thing I will murder at the Battle For Boulder is your hopes of ever, ever sniffing Chet Dakota's jock in that ring.
That jock is for me to sniff. Metaphorically, ofcourse.

Sin-care-less-ly yours,
Krow MF'N McMannis