World Title Match: Chet Dakota-c vs. Max Stryker

[Chet Dakota]

Fellow Patriots,

You may promo for your match in this thread. Remember, to keep things fair and balanced, you may not promo twice in a row. Whoever displays the most courage and patriotic spirit throughout the promo process will ultimately prevail at Fight for Freedom - Battle of Tucson. Promos officially expire Tuesday at noon eastern time zone. Eastern time zone because this is the spot of the original 13 colonies.

Good luck,
Chet Dakota
Pro Wrestling Legend

[Chet Dakota]

Max Stryker,

You have said a lot of nasty things about Chet Dakota, pro wrestling legend. That is your right. The very right that I fought for. That my brothers died defending. I respect your right to say the things you say, even if I disagree with them. However, it is also my right to face you in the ring and teach you a lesson in respect. This Russian intrigue you carry around is the fuel for propaganda which can poison the minds of those who look up to you. It is my job to wash this stain away and cleanse you into a respectable US citizen.

During the battle of Saudi Arabia, I was bunkered with a fellow soldier from Seattle. He seemed like a decent enough soldier. That is until I caught him reading a copy of Mein Kampf. When I confronted him about his Marxist pamphlet, he attempted to explain the system to me and why it gets 'a bad rap'. I had heard enough. I delivered a straight right hand, smashing his jaw into a thousand pieces. I then carried him across battle lines back to camp where he was immediately court marshaled and sent away. I did this for you. I did this for the people. I did this for my country.

I will do the same to you at the Battle of Tucson, Max Stryker.

Sincerely,
Chet Dakota

[maxstryker]

Bitch Dakota,

I did say some pretty harsh things about the false pro wrestling legend because my statements are factual and your claims are lets say about as reliable as anything that comes out of a compulsive liar's mouth. You see pussy boy, you have to disagree with my statements because none of the crap you spread is true and if you agreed with me your whole "American Hero" story would be vilified. If the truth is poisoning the minds of my followers than I'll continue to speak the truth because I'd rather be telling the truth than lie like you. Who's truly the respectable US citizen? Huh, Bitch Boy? You can try and teach me a lesson in respect, but we all know you can't because you ran from every fight you were in and backed out of every challenge you issued because your bark is bigger than your bite!

During the battle of Saudi Arabia? When did this happen Chet? Trying to get my facts straight. Anyways you said you bunkered with a fellow soldier from Seattle and he seemed like a good soldier until you caught him reading a copy of Mein Kampf. Chet, no American soldier would ever and I mean EVER side with anything involving Adolf Hitler or the Nazis so your whole story is riddled with more holes than the Swiss cheese you ate on your bologna sandwich. You try to tell war stories because you're that guy who has to be the center of attention, but you're just the insecure little boy who didn't get picked for dodge ball in gym class.

I am going to beat the living crap out of you at the Battle of Tucson.

Sincerely,
Your Daddy

[Chet Dakota]

Max Stryker,

I'm sorry if my track record as a pro wrestling legend and American hero seems flimsy to you. I've come to realize in life that the greater the person the larger the number of detractors. Average people see success as a threat and do what they can to undermine and eventually destroy it. It takes a man exuding an impeccable amount of courage, bravery, and patriotism to withstand the attacks from those beneath him.

While I'd never go so far as to prop myself up on such a pedestal, I will say that I've had to deal with my fair share of criticism. All I've ever done is attempt to inspire people to be better by leading with the best example I'm able to strut forth. It has and will always be my goal to make professional wrestling and, more importantly, America a better place.

The Battle of Saudi Arabia was a brutal encounter that cost us many lives. It's people like you and that rogue soul from Seattle that prevent worldwide peace from being a reality. You, individuals, are always looking to break rules, to corrupt innocence, to stain that which is clean. It is the job of someone like myself to stand between you and those who are innocent. To protect the good people of this country. That's exactly what I will do at the Battle of Tucson, Stryker. I will preserve the integrity of Chet Dakota Wrestling and the entire sport, as a whole, by sending you back to whatever hole you crawled out of.

I do not eat Swiss Cheese, Stryker. I only eat American Cheese. My choice of meat is USDA Roast Beef. I'm American through and through.

I stand tall for this country. I pledge allegiance to the flag. And I pledge that tonight you will fall at the hands of Chet Dakota, pro wrestling legend.

Sincerely,
Chet Dakota